i would punch a child for taco bell
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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