Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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