I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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