do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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