do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
