it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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