I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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