I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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