Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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