I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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