i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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