started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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