Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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