I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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