just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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