On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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