I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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