She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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