At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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