South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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