Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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