kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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