I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Rock
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Fuck
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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