doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
is this the sara with the beer cane?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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