is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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