Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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