i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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