A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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