Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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