plz talk dirty to me
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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