How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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