and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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