walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
