even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
