Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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