Duck Duck Cougar?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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