'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My life is pants optional.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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