That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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I need to sanitize my soul.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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