No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Life without a bra equals bliss.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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