Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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