So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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