I showed him my bush... on skype.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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