WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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