If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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