i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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