I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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