why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm getting married
To pizza
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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