I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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