I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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