does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups