I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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