Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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