you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck