is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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