is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.